One of my part-time employees showed me these fancy smokes he picked up the other day. I didn't try them out at the time, but the concept rubs me the right way. While most cigarette companies try to market their coffin nails as refreshing or cool, these are marketed as just what they are; a sure ticket down the road to the ever-after. Marketed by the Enlightened Tobacco Company, these smokes aren't kidding around: Death Lights. Doesn't get any more simpler than that.
Oh, and it snowed here today. Thought you'd like to know.
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