I may have sent this to some of you already, but I was at my son's second grader soccer tournament last week or so when I saw a shirt that, from a distance, looked like it had the word "penis" written on the front. I knew that couldn't be right, that my dirty little mind must be playing tricks on me, but then when the mom wearing the shirt came closer, I saw what I saw.
I asked my wife if she knew the lady (she did) and to ask her for a photo shot because her gaijin husband collects funny Japanese t-shirt photos. She agreed, and after the photo was taken it was explained to her what was written on her shirt (nice logo too). She said she would never wear it again, and asked me to let her know if she wears any other odd English on her shirts, We'll see.
